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Oor Rabbie

There’s been hundreds of great Scottish inventors,
But we certainly need one the noo,
For our national bard is being defaced,
Wi’ craws and seagulls dirty poo poo.

So am sendin’ this poem to the Lord Provost,
For this is something he must address,
It’s time for all the statues to be cleaned
And get rid of this terrible mess.