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I think these poems should be read by all Celtic Supporters.

(Charles Kennedy)

Big Victor headed the ball past Victor Valdes,
And sent the fans into a state of wild euphoria,
And the Celtic fans began cheering and singing,
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha.

Through and Through

A Classic 100 verse poem dedicated to one of the greatest Celts of all time, Jimmy ‘Jinky’ Johnstone. Featuring Jock Stein, Brother Walfrid and Pope John Paul.

Here are some sample verses:

Verse 16

THEN IN WALKED BIDGY MCLAUGHLIN WI’ WEE JINKY
THE GREATEST CELT OF ANY DAY
AND BIG SANNY KNELT AT HIS FEET AND SAYS
“WEE MAN, YE WUR BETTER THAN THE GREAT PELE”

Verse 20

NOW THE PARTY WAS IN FULL SWING
WHEN JIM BAXTER AND DAVIE COOPER DID SUDDENLY APPEAR
AND WERE WELCOMED WI’ OPEN ARMS
FOR THERE WAS NO BITTERNESS HERE

Verse 64

JUST THEN THE PHONE WRANG
AS I POURED A BLACK AND TAN
SOMEBODY SHOUTED, “IT’S FOR YOU BIG SANNY
IT’S A PHONE CALL FROM THE VATICAN”

Verse 68

AND SO FATHER JAMES BOYLE WALKED IN
FOLLOWED BY POPE JOHN PAUL AT HIS BACK
“GOD BLESS ALL HERE” SAID HIS HOLINESS
“WE HAVE JUST DROPPED IN FOR THE CRAIC”

Verse 89

THEN WEE JINKY STARTED TAE SING “WHEN YOU WALK
THROUGH A STORM HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH”
AND NOT A SINGLE PERSON WANTED TO LEAVE
NOR NEVER EVER SAY GOODBYE

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