“He has tapped into a rich vein of humour which will appeal to readers of all ages”
Philip Differ (Comedy Unit – BBC)
Angus turned round to the portrait and saluted the Bard, and at the same time his right foot touched a small button on the floor and the portrait swung out from the wall.
Every eye was staring at what was behind the picture.
“What in God’s name is that Angus?”
“That’s the elixir of life Jack, that’s Darroch’s Dewdrop De Luxe Special Reserve. There are only twelve bottles left from the Finn Glen still. It looks as if Rosebud is on to us, but we have a new still being set up that will never be found.”
“Where will that be Angus?”
“Aye that’s wan game A wus really good at Tam”.
“A didny’ know that ye played golf Angus”.
“The golf, och aye, A really should have made it, after gettin’ lessons fae the greatest golfer of all time”.
“Who was that then Angus”
“Aye right Angus”.
“Tam A swear tae God”.